My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-24) →
Frank Ocean (29) Oasis (23) Spiderbait (21) Roy Orbison (20) Alanis Morissette (19) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I...
Anonymous asked: what Amazonian fish has a penchant for swimming up a mans urethra?
Anonymous asked: why are you such a feg?
“You have no idea how badly I want to kiss you right now. I need you here, this distance is destroying me.”
I am constantly getting myself into these impossible situations. All I want to do is lift his arm up and crawl under it and stay there forever. Fuck circumstance, fuck vast expanses of water, fuck life, fuck the law, fuck everything.
I just know this is the best thing that’s ever been introduced to me. I don’t know how I know, but I just do. Wow.
Somebody tell Satan that I want my fuckin’ swagger back.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-10) →
A Day to Remember (32) Deftones (20) The Shins (17) Sparta (15) Entombed (12) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Might be crushin’ a bit. :D
Why is it that every guy I meet only ends up wanting one thing? I mean, yeah, humans are sexual beings and it’s a part of life but are there any guys between the ages of 21 and 25 that actually want something more than a quick bang? Marriage and babies are far from my mind but… sometimes it’s nice to be wanted for your mind and not just as a semen receptacle. You can’t...
Anonymous asked: HIIIIIIII
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-3) →
Blind Melon (57) xBishopx (50) Good Charlotte (39) Cee Lo Green (30) The Black Keys (29) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I’ve decided that my ultimate goal in life is to be in the audience during a David Letterman show.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-27) →
Deftones (28) Jay-Z and Linkin Park (13) Rob Zombie (9) Eminem (6) Snoop Dogg (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz